Stretching on beyond the human imagination. Theres a simple truth to me., Have your say on the latest TV and film withScreen Babble, the television discussion group on Facebook, 64 of the funniest Seinfeld quotes to sum up everyday life He was originally created for a 2005 episode of the second series of The Mighty Boosh, "Nanageddon", and later returned for three episodes of the third series. Lucien: Ol' Gregg. Coming in strong like a freakshow nightmare, dancing skeletons, white blue and yellow uns, moving through the shadows with the speed of a cat, and if you cross us, we'll cut ya! Youve liquified me, you slags., Tony Harrison :Its an outrage. We got close, too close some people said. Howard Moon: The mixture. Now, the monkey, I'm loving him, but the other guy, I'm getting nothing off him. Howard: I'd like to think that I will be remembered many years after my own death. Saboo: Kirk? Frequently Tony shouts, "This is an outrage!" Howard Moon: [lifts cassette] No. Various: [Repeated line, while being killed hideously] A little to the left! This excellent advice:. "FIVE HUNDRED EUROS!? Vince Noir: A passing coyote took pity on me. The cerebral musicality of Jazz mixed with the visceral groove of funk. Miso, Miso fighting in the dojo. Vince: You're in for a Hubba-Bubba nightmare. 25 of the most textbook Alan Partridge quotes Vince Noir: Listen, I've got a strong feeling the Tudor look's gonna come back in while we're away. Twiddles fingers uneasily, then sits down beside Polar Bear and gingerly puts arm around him]. They loved it in Charlie's big tight warm belly pouch, and they refused to come out. Im like a beach ball., You know the black bits in bananas are they tarantulas eggs?, Howard: Ok. And this, my friend, represents a major breakthrough on the sewing machine. It's me, Howard Moon, we spoke on the phone this morning. Howard Moon: I'm driving, it's my music we're having. Pain. 50 of the funniest Father Ted quotes Tony Harrison: How dare you. And it was an, it was called, the, an eclipse. Howard: Having fun are you? Howard Moon: Are you now? The Moon: And some say, Old Gregg is like a, a big fish finger, but big! He always say "Please, Bollo. It burns! Web. Howard Moon: I'm sorry, you've completely got the wrong what do you mean "old"? Good choice. , , , , . Howard Moon: You'll be in the wilderness. Vince Noir: I do my best work when you're oblivious. Howard Moon: I'm not wearing that on stage. niverse" by Natalya Lobanova BuzzFeed Staff 1. You proved your point, in song format! Remember the pencil! Starring Howard Moon: How's it going with you anyway in the pop band? But as he came past, I, I licked his back. The Hitcher: I'm bad juju! "Minky Monthly". And as I raised my thumb up to smash his tiny skull in, I could see in his little insect face, I could see him thinking "Oh, I created that monster! Youve liquified me, you slags!, Vince Noir: Youre in a Hubba-Bubba Nightmare!, Vince Noir: The ties a multi purpose accessory, yknow, belt, school boy, Rambo., Montgomery Flange: Ah, the Chokes! Meanwhile, Vince and Howard go undercover to try to steal the tome from Nanatoo to return to Naboo. Slam it down. You can't even reach the pedals, you cleft. Die zweite Serie von The Mighty Boosh wurde ursprnglich zwischen dem 25. Vince: It is enough, but is it really enough? The main moon. He and Tony Harrison were sent to retrieve the Book of Black Magic from the old lady demon Nanatoo. Carrot and coriander. Kodiak Jack: You ever been Rohypnoled by a swan, woke up in Cancun? Switch to the light mode that's kinder on your eyes at day time. Course he will. 25 of Peter Kays most ingenious jokes and one-liners Naboo: This is black magic. Vince Noir: [singing] Cyborg Patrick, tell me what you dream / Clockwork Margaret, skating on my mouse mat / In your tiny circuit boots, shoes of the future! 100 of Homer Simpsons greatest quotes Naboo: I doubt it - that was just Lucozade. The Hitcher: [leers] Do I look like a reasonable man to you, or a peppermint nightmare? Quick, run! Stronger than a moose! But don't worry alright? Nanageddon. Bingo Announcer: Two bloody stumps: number eleven. Will he get out? And then we got loped into tidying up! YOU WON'T SEE PENNY ONE FROM ME, YOU SLAG!". The Mighty Boosh Music 15 - Searching for the New Sound.mp3 2.61MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 16 - Alone.mp3 1.13MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 17 - Spider Lovin.mp3 1.49MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 18 - The New Sound.mp3 1.99MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 19 - Nanageddon.mp3 2.7MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 20 - I Love the Chosen One.mp3 532.13KB Vince Noir: [holds up another cassette] And this is the best of the seventies. You've never even been to the crunch. I think he was saying that, although it was a long time ago, and in hindsight, he could've just been shitting himself! This is at least a mocha, OK? I'm not having that. Join in with me, boy. Rudy Van Disarzio: Somebody had to clean up that mess. Bingo Announcer: Sixty-two, avian flu: Number sixty-two. Lucien: You should never go out on Black Lake when the moon be full. All rights reserved. Charlie said, "I'm cool with that," and set fire to a posh hammer to make it official. I do my own hair. Vince Noir: What about you and Jack Cooper? Don't be mockin' my mocha. but in his cold blooded, reptilian haste, he refroze him into the shape of a hoover. He is his own man! Huh? Legendary fish. Developed from three stage shows and a six-episode radio series, it has since spanned a total of 20 television episodes for BBC Three which aired from 2004 to 2007, and two live tours of the UK, as well as two live shows in the United States. Heey! Howard: I'll take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. If you cut me, I bleed ink., I was walking through Camden the other day, and I saw you in a skip, weeping., Ol Gregg. Vince Noir: If you're a ghost, why can't I put my hand through you? Tony Harrison: This is an outrage! Vince Noir: You know the black bits in bananas, are they tarantulas' eggs? Others say it's more of a seventy-thirty split. Naboo is livid and gets drunk after being stripped of his powers by the Board of Shaman, leaving it up to Howard and Vince to find the demon, retrieve the book and prevent Nanageddon. Tony Harrison is a fictional character portrayed by Noel Fielding. Vince and Howard attempt to impress some goth girls by stealing and using Naboo's dark spells book. Vince Noir: [to Mr. Hopkins] Hi, what was it like meeting Old Gregg? Vince: I am getting it but am I really getting it? It's a Sacred Robe! In "Nanageddon", Vince Noir (sorry, Obsidian Blackbird McNight) has gone goth, and Howard follows him once he hears that Vince is having two sexy goth girls over. Can't catch what don't exists. Tony Harrison: Feel my multi-hexagonal-textured-alien-barbed penis inside you! "Yes!" they'd honk. Charlie wasn't phased though, he just zoomed about the place sucking up Inuits. Vince Noir: [smiling] Had some good times, though, didn't we? Stop! The Moon: When you are the moon, there is a person people say is the sun. Anyway, I got a question for ya. 39 of the greatest Brass Eye and Day Today quotes It's a jamboree for Vince Noir. I was naked, it was dark, I was changing a string, I became entangled! By his own admission, Kirk is "an erotic adventurer of the most deranged kind". Howard Moon: Time is calling out my name. Spider Dijon: Your wife was not just free with me. They're Charlie books. Vince Noir: What if someone's photographing animals, yeah, and I'm in the back of the shot? Oriental prince in the land of soup! Rudy Van Disarzio: They are selfish men. Get all the best moments in pop culture & entertainment delivered to your inbox. Vince Noir: Have you ever held anyone's hand? Pound ya banana! Bob Fossil: [Addressing children] Why are you people so small? Mmm. That's the agreement. Vince: [Recollections and flashbacks flashing on screen] All the images, what do they mean? Vince Noir: Yeah. And he looked, in the tube, and he made the moon big, inside the tube. Think of Johnny Thunders. Vince Noir: I think in his own simple way he was probably just trying to cool you down. I created that thumb, and now it's killing me! He'd killed 50 Inuits, no one needs that. A poncho-sombrero combo. Yorkshire is a state of mind., Howard: Where did you get those sunglasses from? Vince Noir: C'mon, Bollo, get your monkey anus at the steering wheel. Vince Noir: Look, I haven't really got time for this. So to celebrate Howard Moon and Vince Noirs madcap adventures, weve compiled some of the TV series most entertaining outbursts. Howard Moon: [into tape recorder] Howard Moon's journal, day four. Australian: His balls mate, grab his flamin' balls. August 2005 ausgestrahlt. The nose? Saboo: Look, save it, you pinky wafer. Don't lock your door or we'll come through your rooftop! Vince Noir, Howard Moon: Boosh, Boosh / Stronger than a moose / Don't lock your door or we'll come through your rooftop / Stop, look around, take your mind off the floor / Cause the Boosh is loose / And we're a little bit raaaaw! Dixon Bainbridge: Listen here you Icey bastard, let's set some ground rules. Howard: Just imagine the headlines; "Howard Moon, colon, Explorer." Howard Moon: "The Face"? Howard: It's about a genius who can't get anything done because of a monkey that keeps annoying him. Many men have searched for the egg of Mantumbi. What's your point? The Moon: He's so bright and milky white / Shining down upon the ground / He's the bright, milky white / Shining down upon the ground / Everybody look at the moon / Everybody seein' the moon / The moon is bright / He's milky white / Everybody look at the moon / Uh! Calm-a-llama down Calm-a-llama deep down in the ocean blue like a barnacle sittin' in a tight place laughin' like a monkey arm, pullin' like a China boy Kara-way Kara-way Kara-way noise Boing ching cha masala Boing ching cha masala OOOOOOOooooo Tooth Tooth [Inhalation], https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=The_Mighty_Boosh_(TV_series)&oldid=2742077, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License. Howard Moon: I'm telling you I love you. Just punch the big mouse. You're a punk, stay punk. "The Boosh!" And then, apropos of nothing but your sheer companionable joy, you both broke into an off-the-cuff rendition of Calm a Llama Down. You know. Saboo considered Tony Harrison useless ("You know nothing of the crunch! Quotes.net. Oh I thought Nanageddon was new.it's just one I missed from the 2nd . Bob Fossil: Yeah? For this offence, Naboo's powers were revoked, and he had to spend 6 hours travelling back to Dalston on the Northern Line. Vince: You touch me, Bollo'll rinse you out like a hot flannel. Right? Naboo: Thats Yakult. A state of mind (mainly insanity) 1. Kirk is a member of the Board of Shaman convened to discipline Naboo for losing the Book of Black Magic. Vince Noir: Sorry about earlier. As teenager we would drive about town together. Howard Moon: Took pity on you did he? Good for your digestive system. =) I do not own any of this content but using 'Fair Use' am merely. I come fully equipped with a papoose! Howard Moon: Yeah, well maybe it's time I had the amulet for a bit. Trouble ensues when they summon the most evil demon known to man, an old lady called Nanatoo, who does a runner with their flatmate, the Shaman Naboo's, most magic book. Howard: Yeah, I mean in as much as, you know, we've all, we can all relate to a killer, erm, I mean in our minds, we've all killed in our minds. The green shape, was frozen. Kind of tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab?" "Goth Juice is the most powerful hairspray. Spider Dijon: Yes it is if he PUTS HIS BALLS INSIDE IT AND STRUMS HIMSELF TO ECSTASY! Vince Noir: Is it because you've got two hats on? Vince: What you've done is you've focused in on the wrong character, yeah? Red Dwarf: 30 of the funniest quotes and one-liners Vince Noir: I'm going to be in Autumn Magnets! I am a summer soup Mm! Nanageddon is the third episode of Series Two. You go near her with a paint brush, I'll come at you like a mighty bazooka. Howard Moon: Er, no. Whats wrong with you? All is lost. Howard: Can you really? Elements of the past And elements. Vince Noir: I haven't got anything inside, I'm like a beach ball. I've just finished a re-watch of The Mighty Boosh (fingers crossed there will eventually be a fourth series). It began on television as a show about two slightly hapless zookeepers under the supervision of Bob Fossil. Some call me Photoshop. I asked you to pick me up; you just shunned me! It then took place in a flat in Camden Town in series 2 and in a store, "Nabootique," in series 3. There are many things in here, things you could never dream of. There's no one here who's got more miles under their belt than me! I use voodoo if I chose to, to harness the forces of evil to abuse you! Juli 2005 und dem 30. The Mighty Boosh (2004-) is a surreal cult comedy which started as a stage show and then as a radio programme. North Pole Native: That is an interesting story, but now we must eat. Vince Noir: Yeah, but you know: the lifestyle, the drugs Vince Noir: Yeah, well, you know, the coffees. I am a summer soup. "Rumours.". It's fine. Howard Moon: The arctic is no respector of fashion, Vince. The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a typhoon with the flu! Stopped him pressing accelerator. Vince Noir, Howard Moon: All that's left is the gleam! 50 of Tim Vines most ingenious jokes and one-liners The green shape, was frozen. Charlie panicked, and fired the tiny Inuit bullets into to Eric's crocodile peepers. And then, he, he picked up a tube. Mood swings? Old Gregg is a British television comedy character created and performed by writer and comedian Noel Fielding. Spider Dijon: [out in the desert] Eh, this place is bullshit. Imagine that fish finger, when you can see it is as big as a garage, oh! 73. Howard: Please don't speak to me ever again in your life. Naboo: Three hours. With the opening couple of shows of series two however it's clear that they have found a distinct style that not only capture's the brilliance of the first season, but allows the progression and creativity that the show thrives on at the same time. at any suggestion he does not agree with. Howard Moon: Stardom? Howard: You photocopy them and you leave them lying around supermarkets, inside Weetabix boxes. Played by Dee Plume's nephew. That's even worse! Vince: Look at your face, ambient, pure ambience, it's like The Orb's third album. He's useless. Howard Moon: We're in trouble. Quotes Saboo: [to Naboo] You know nothing of the crunch. Bob Fossil: I have a problem. See this pocket? Howard: What's all that about, I didn't know anything about that. Howard: You hate jazz? Vince Noir: All right! And this, my friend, represents a major breakthrough on the sewing machine., The written word is like a drug. Saboo: Oi Sweetheart, wrap this sh*t up - you're having a nightmare! In the summer of 1976 on his way home from an Alice Cooper concert, Charlie started to melt onto the pavement. Vince Noir: Come on, Howard, let's go, the egg's not 'round here. Somebody clear this sick away. Look! I've got so much to give! Last edit on Feb 13, 2014 . Rudy Van Disarzio: Well, maybe one day, Daltrey will do the hoovering. Block it out. 49 of Monty Pythons funniest jokes 50 of the funniest Friends quotes and jokes, 28 Star Wars jokes that will make you laugh (and cringe) Rudi: I'm getting around to that in my own good mystical time. Turn around. Howard Moon: Vince, you've gone wrong. Howard Moon: Yeah, what is it? Rudy Van Der Sarzio, Jazz fusion guitarist. Vince Noir: That's not very P.C, is it? Nannageddon * tab Terminal Margaret - I Did A Shit On Your Mum 0:24 Pro Terminal Margaret - I Did A Shit On Your Mum power Turn My Back On You 0:13 9 Pro Turn My Back On You 9 tab Turn My Back On. Tony Harrison: Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk," in its entirety! Tony Harrison: [Dennis has just decapitated Lester Corncake] Dennis, you dinlo, what the f*** are you doing? Howard: Yeah, it's like a brass band under a wig. Saboo: I would like to play "Would I Lie to You" by Charles and Eddie. Howard Moon: Oh, yeah when I see a view like that, I'm always aware of the terrifying insignificance of mankind and yet, at the same time the irrevocable connection we all have with the universe. I'll be uploading lots more behind the scene clips, bloopers, outtakes and deleted scenes so comment, like and subscribe for more! So funny and so artistic. [Vince and Howard have been buried up to their necks and left for dead in the desert]. Howard Moon, Vince Noir: I am gazpachio OH! 50 of Milton Joness most ingenious jokes and one-liners It's the first rule of zookeeping. Made from the tears of Robert Smith., I havent got anything inside. He is from Xooberon, the same planet as Naboo, as revealed on the Future Sailors tour. 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